Forty-Seven is not a very special man. In fact, a loser by nature, he often runs into poles multiple times before realizing he's not having fun. He normally gets very angry at said poles, so angry that he pulls out a chain-saw and cuts the poles down. It is then he realizes that the poles he chopped down were actually little old ladies.
Forty-Seven (who also goes by 47, 47%, and the Great Chain-Saw Old Lady-Killer of '62) is enraged by the fact that you read this article about him. He is very depressed and furious, though you needn't worry. Electro-shock therapy seems to be working slightly.